The Holy Church of Bacon

Behold...Baconism

Finally, a religion I can believe in.*

Complete with its own Holy Book.

Plus The Pig's Prayer and of course,
the 5 Baconmandments

• Thou shalt not consider Bacon on the same level as any other food, as it is above all.
• Thou shalt not consume imitation Bacon.
• Thou shalt not stop pursuing Baconlightenment until it is reached.
• Thou shalt not forget to consume Bacon for ten days.
• Thou shalt spread the word of Bacon to all.

I have reached Baconlightenment. Thank you bacon!

*Please notice that I didn't say "a religion I can sink my teeth into." You're welcome.